JOE FRANCIS SPILLS THE BEANS ON PARIS HILTON

This trick can't catch a break...It's looks like "Girls Gone Wild" czar Joe Francis is now rating Hollywood strumpets in the sack.

Francis told Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio the other day: "Paris is the best. Paris is amazing in bed . . . [She's] better than anyone." But Reid? "I love Tara, but she's, uhhh . . ." As to whether he'd return to the House of Hilton, Francis quipped, "I would never have sex with Paris Hilton again. Especially after checking out her medical history" - referring to Web site revelations of herpes medication.